{"id":2411,"date":"2011-07-28T12:20:57","date_gmt":"2011-07-28T16:20:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/qballers.com\/blog\/?p=2411"},"modified":"2011-07-28T12:20:57","modified_gmt":"2011-07-28T16:20:57","slug":"deuce-voting-on-replacement-owner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/28\/deuce-voting-on-replacement-owner\/","title":{"rendered":"Deuce Voting On Replacement Owner"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_2412\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2412\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/keithwhite.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-2412\" title=\"keithwhite\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/keithwhite-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2412\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">QFL rules already turned Keith&#39;s hair white<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>QFL2 Commissioner Pope Paul-II is requiring a vote to approve Keith as the Bing Dynasty replacement owner. Voting is on-going.<\/p>\n<p>Some background from Keith.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman&#8217;s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. <!--more-->I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Who opens their presents on Christmas Eve? Must be a typo. And limiting yourself to soft-core?! But, seriously there was some opposition from at least one owner.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I don&#8217;t think buttercup should be let into this league&#8230; I think there are already too many sword swallowers in this league.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>QFL2 Commissioner Pope Paul-II is requiring a vote to approve Keith as the Bing Dynasty replacement owner. Voting is on-going. Some background from Keith. I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman&#8217;s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2411"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2411\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2415,"href":"http:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2411\/revisions\/2415"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}