{"id":3806,"date":"2012-09-21T10:25:50","date_gmt":"2012-09-21T14:25:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/qballers.com\/blog\/?p=3806"},"modified":"2012-09-21T10:25:50","modified_gmt":"2012-09-21T14:25:50","slug":"new-deuce-commish-goes-easy-on-turds-franchise-2012-fine-history","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/21\/new-deuce-commish-goes-easy-on-turds-franchise-2012-fine-history\/","title":{"rendered":"New Deuce Commish Goes Easy on Turds Franchise; 2012 Fine History"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s fashionable to trample on the Constitution these days, even in QFL-II. Deuce&#8217;s new Commissioner passed on the opportunity to completely screw the Deep Fried Turds franchise this morning and instead fined the team a measly $2 for a transaction that would have set the original QFL on fire with rage.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Commish Brockman announced via email this morning that he would allow Turds to activate Greg Jennings from IR even tho such a transaction is strictly forbidden by the Constitution. It is too early to tell if COMCOMM will intervene.<\/p>\n<p>From Deuce Commish Brockman.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Turds fined $2 for mistakenly putting Greg Jennings on IR and then re-activating him (much better than the alternative penalty).<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>2012 Fines Summary:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Team Totals <\/p>\n<p>Membrillos $0<br \/>\nQuahogs $0<br \/>\nMDM $0<br \/>\nPimps $0<br \/>\nPolaq $0<br \/>\nQonies $26<br \/>\nNOJOQ  $2<br \/>\nEnemy $0<br \/>\nSooms $2<br \/>\nTurds $2<br \/>\nBombers $0<br \/>\nCatch 42 $0 <\/p>\n<p>How does Qonies have $26 in fines already?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s fashionable to trample on the Constitution these days, even in QFL-II. Deuce&#8217;s new Commissioner passed on the opportunity to completely screw the Deep Fried Turds franchise this morning and instead fined the team a measly $2 for a transaction that would have set the original QFL on fire with rage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,21,19],"tags":[171,351,201,102],"class_list":["post-3806","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-qfl-deuce","category-qfl-nation-news","tag-fine","tag-fine-history","tag-fines","tag-turds"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3806","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3806"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3806\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3810,"href":"http:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3806\/revisions\/3810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3806"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3806"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}