{"id":2271,"date":"2011-05-20T14:51:05","date_gmt":"2011-05-20T18:51:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/qballers.com\/blog\/?p=2271"},"modified":"2011-05-20T14:51:05","modified_gmt":"2011-05-20T18:51:05","slug":"sauri-to-become-7th-qfl-commissioner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/20\/sauri-to-become-7th-qfl-commissioner\/","title":{"rendered":"Sauri To Become 7th QFL Commissioner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By default Sauri is the odds-on favorite to replace the departing Pope Paul-I this summer as the 7th QFL Commissioner. No other potential candidate, who hasn&#8217;t already served, is considered\u00c2\u00a0viable. Complicating the situation, Pope Paul has yet to recommend a successor.\u00c2\u00a0 More&#8230;<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Every possible successor to Paul has major shortcomings according to QSN analysis.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Possible Successors and Their Shortcomings:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Rishi <\/strong>&#8211; Still a shady lawyer at heart.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Shades <\/strong>&#8211; Hasn&#8217;t cared about anything since 1980.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Shane <\/strong>&#8211; Republican.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Jim\/Ian<\/strong> &#8211; Have never read Constitution. Don&#8217;t even know what the farm system rule is called, let alone used it.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Benny <\/strong>&#8211; Yeah right. Too many shortcomings to list here.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>That leaves only Scott as a possibilty. Many QFLers will note that he runs the League already anyway so his succession is a given in their eyes. There is a minority view, however, that giving one mere mortal the power of bean-counter with exclusive manager area rights and the title of Commissioner is inviting corruption and abuse on a scale not seen since the 111th Congress.<\/p>\n<p>But, whatever your politics, the season is around the corner and the League needs to start thinking about this and a scheduling the Auction.<\/p>\n<p>Be optimistic jackasses! There will be a season!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Unofficial QFL Commissioner History* with major policy\u00c2\u00a0achievements:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>McDowell (1999-2000) &#8211; None<\/li>\n<li>Barron (2001-2002) &#8211; None<\/li>\n<li>Hans (2003-2004) &#8211; QFL Europe<\/li>\n<li>Seth (2004-2006) &#8211; Rewritten Constitution<\/li>\n<li>Ted (2006-2007) &#8211; LeagueSafe<\/li>\n<li>Paul (2008-2010) &#8211; KeeperCommish<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>*Let me know if I got the succession order or dates wrong. I know I did.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By default Sauri is the odds-on favorite to replace the departing Pope Paul-I this summer as the 7th QFL Commissioner. No other potential candidate, who hasn&#8217;t already served, is considered\u00c2\u00a0viable. Complicating the situation, Pope Paul has yet to recommend a successor.\u00c2\u00a0 More&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,19,20],"tags":[252,232],"class_list":["post-2271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-qfl-nation-news","category-qfl-prime","tag-commissioner-history","tag-commissioner-succession"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2271"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2276,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2271\/revisions\/2276"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}