{"id":2813,"date":"2011-10-20T15:42:20","date_gmt":"2011-10-20T19:42:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/qballers.com\/blog\/?p=2813"},"modified":"2011-10-21T12:24:19","modified_gmt":"2011-10-21T16:24:19","slug":"bqp-moves-to-tebow-only-lineup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/20\/bqp-moves-to-tebow-only-lineup\/","title":{"rendered":"BQP Moves to Tebow-Only Lineup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tebowgf1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-2816\" style=\"padding: 10px;\" title=\"There's no way he can abstain til they're married...\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tebowgf1-150x150.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>QFL franchise BQP has recently received permission from the League Commish to play the controversial Goal Line QB Sneak formation\u00c2\u00a0which involves playing a QB and nobody else.\u00c2\u00a0 When a team official was asked how they expect to beat 8-man teams with one player, they replied &#8220;We have faith the Lord will provide in our time of need.\u00c2\u00a0 Praise be to Tebow.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">As a result, the team is actively shopping nearly everyone else on their roster including Maurice Jones-Drew and Adrian Peterson, although it&#8217;s rumored that it would take a package of players to acquire either.\u00c2\u00a0 Talks are already underway involving Owen Daniels, Vikings D, Sidney Rice, Reggie Bush and Matt Ryan &#8211; all of whom &#8220;already have one foot out the door&#8221; according to our source.\u00c2\u00a0 Any QFL owners that have interest in the latter are advised to contact BQP ownership as soon as possible.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Our source also recommended that other owners refrain from making lowball offers for Tim Tebow, such as the one today for &#8220;maybe a second round pick&#8221;.\u00c2\u00a0 This type of behavior clearly goes against Pope Benedict&#8217;s\u00c2\u00a0recently announced new 11th Commandment, &#8220;Thou Shalt Not Talk Shit About Tebow.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>QFL franchise BQP has recently received permission from the League Commish to play the controversial Goal Line QB Sneak formation\u00c2\u00a0which involves playing a QB and nobody else.\u00c2\u00a0 When a team official was asked how they expect to beat 8-man teams with one player, they replied &#8220;We have faith the Lord will provide in our time [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[295,41,294,298,296,297,299,106],"class_list":["post-2813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-qfl-prime","tag-adrian-peterson","tag-bqp","tag-jesus-christ","tag-matt-ryan","tag-maurice-jones-drew","tag-owen-daniels","tag-sidney-rice","tag-tim-tebow"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2813"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2813\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2827,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2813\/revisions\/2827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}