{"id":4301,"date":"2013-03-25T10:10:25","date_gmt":"2013-03-25T14:10:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/qballers.com\/blog\/?p=4301"},"modified":"2013-03-25T10:10:25","modified_gmt":"2013-03-25T14:10:25","slug":"deuce-releases-2012-commish-report-membrillos-clears-a-grand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/2013\/03\/25\/deuce-releases-2012-commish-report-membrillos-clears-a-grand\/","title":{"rendered":"Deuce Releases 2012 Commish Report: Membrillos Clears A Grand"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Deuce Commissioner Brockman released a preliminary version of the 2012 Commissioner&#8217;s Report Sunday evening. It was good news for three teams.<!--more--><\/p>\n<table border=\"1\" bordercolor=\"#FFFFFF\" style=\"background-color:#FFFFFF\" cellpadding=\"1\" cellspacing=\"3\">\n<tr>\n<td>MEMBRILLOS<\/td>\n<td>$1,002.99<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>QONIES<\/td>\n<td>$454.67\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>PIMPS<\/td>\n<td>$270.89<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>Everyone else owes cash and Brockman wants to settle up &#8220;by tax day, April 15th&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>From Brockman.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Yes, it&#8217;s March Madness, NBA and NHL season, but get your shit together.  The NFL season starts in about 5 months.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>No word from Thrice on where they stand with settling up. <\/p>\n<p>The Orig QFL is &#8220;working on it&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p><strong>All Deuce Balances<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>MEMBRILLOS\t$1,002.99<br \/>\nQONIES\t$454.67<br \/>\nPIMPS\t$270.89<br \/>\nSOOM SQUAD\t-$44.03<br \/>\nFANTASYENEMY\t-$57.01<br \/>\nNOJOQ\t-$128.78<br \/>\nMDW\t-$237.40<br \/>\nMAD BOMBERS\t-$238.63<br \/>\nPOLAQ\t-$245.63<br \/>\nTURDS\t-$279.60<br \/>\nQUAHOGS\t-$306.61<br \/>\nCATCH42\t-$340.87<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Deuce Commissioner Brockman released a preliminary version of the 2012 Commissioner&#8217;s Report Sunday evening. It was good news for three teams.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,21,19],"tags":[123,237],"class_list":["post-4301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-qfl-deuce","category-qfl-nation-news","tag-brockman","tag-commissioner-report"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4301"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4301\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4310,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4301\/revisions\/4310"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}