{"id":7175,"date":"2019-04-09T12:32:24","date_gmt":"2019-04-09T16:32:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/?p=7175"},"modified":"2019-04-09T13:49:10","modified_gmt":"2019-04-09T17:49:10","slug":"qfl-prime-payments-coming-once-brexit-squared-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/2019\/04\/09\/qfl-prime-payments-coming-once-brexit-squared-away\/","title":{"rendered":"QFL Prime Payments Coming Once Brexit Squared Away"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The QFL Prime Commissioner&#8217;s Office announced today that the Commissioner&#8217;s Report closing out the 2018 season will be sent out to team owners &#8220;as soon as Brexit is fully completed.&#8221; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Commissioner-For-Life Shane noted that &#8220;the uncertainty of Brexit is like a sword of Damocles hanging over the QFL&#8221; despite the lack of any teams based in the UK.  The Commissioner went on to vow &#8220;to produce the report as soon as possible &#8211; pending Brexit, the 2020 U.S. presidential election, full adoption of self-driving cars, and all nations switching their sovereign currencies into Bitcoin.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Next steps after the report&#8217;s publication will include payment of winnings, which is currently scheduled for the week after the culmination of the Israel-Palestine peace process.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The QFL Prime Commissioner&#8217;s Office announced today that the Commissioner&#8217;s Report closing out the 2018 season will be sent out to team owners &#8220;as soon as Brexit is fully completed.&#8221; Commissioner-For-Life Shane noted that &#8220;the uncertainty of Brexit is like a sword of Damocles hanging over the QFL&#8221; despite the lack of any teams based [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7175"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7177,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7175\/revisions\/7177"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}