{"id":7616,"date":"2026-08-23T23:39:07","date_gmt":"2026-08-24T03:39:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/?p=7616"},"modified":"2026-08-24T00:08:38","modified_gmt":"2026-08-24T04:08:38","slug":"rishi-vs-the-qfl-masters-league","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/2026\/08\/23\/rishi-vs-the-qfl-masters-league\/","title":{"rendered":"Rishi vs. The QFL Masters League"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>What if you run Rishi&#8217;s lame email about his conflict thru AI<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The QFL Masters League auction was supposed to be simple: everyone shows up September 7, spends fake money irresponsibly, and goes home happy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then Rishi joined back up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At the last minute, he sent this devastating message:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHi all. I know I just joined up again. So sorry about this. 9\/7 may not work due to an event I have to attend. I will look for someone to draft for me. I won\u2019t have a lot of money so the task won\u2019t be arduous<br>\u2014 Rishi\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">An <strong>\u201cevent I have to attend.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That&#8217;s it. That&#8217;s the explanation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After apparently committing to the league, Rishi has now informed everyone that the auction date <em>may not work<\/em> because something else has come up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And don&#8217;t worry, guys\u2014he&#8217;ll just find someone else to draft for him. Problem solved!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The QBallers community would like to formally welcome Rishi back to the league and thank him for immediately creating a scheduling crisis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Welcome back, Rishi. Please stop breaking things.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What if you run Rishi&#8217;s lame email about his conflict thru AI The QFL Masters League auction was supposed to be simple: everyone shows up September 7, spends fake money irresponsibly, and goes home happy. Then Rishi joined back up. At the last minute, he sent this devastating message: \u201cHi all. I know I just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":7617,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[400,19],"tags":[263,132],"class_list":["post-7616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-qfl-masters","category-qfl-nation-news","tag-auction-schedule","tag-rishi"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7616"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7616\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7619,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7616\/revisions\/7619"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7617"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.qballers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}