QFL Prime Payments Coming Once Brexit Squared Away

The QFL Prime Commissioner’s Office announced today that the Commissioner’s Report closing out the 2018 season will be sent out to team owners “as soon as Brexit is fully completed.”

Commissioner-For-Life Shane noted that “the uncertainty of Brexit is like a sword of Damocles hanging over the QFL” despite the lack of any teams based in the UK. The Commissioner went on to vow “to produce the report as soon as possible – pending Brexit, the 2020 U.S. presidential election, full adoption of self-driving cars, and all nations switching their sovereign currencies into Bitcoin.”

Next steps after the report’s publication will include payment of winnings, which is currently scheduled for the week after the culmination of the Israel-Palestine peace process.

Shady QAnon Center of Multiple Shady Dealings

Don Q

Did Shades win the playoff pool due to rules violations?

Should he be allowed to keep week 17 free agent acquisition Devonta Freeman?

Was there a week 16 unjustice done when opponent Quince Staples was allowed to switch out Jared Cook for Gurley after news broke too late for mere team owners to switch players on the website themselves?

Leave it to shady Shades to end the season with a trio of shady situations with which the League must deal before the 2018 Commissioner Report can be sanctified.

TenQ Wins SuperQuince 13

TenQ finally wins SuperQuince after lucky 13 years!

The Jacket Is Coming Home

Previous reports incorrectly stated TenQ came in 2nd in SuperQuince standings three times. Its actually been at least four times, including a .01 point loss to Revenge of Cox in SuperQuince VII.

2018 SuperQuince Standings

Good news! QFL Quatro does still exist AND none of the teams have beaten out TenQ in the standings for 2018 SuperQuince. The bad news is TenQ is behind 25 points to QTang based on Fantrax week 16 projections. A loss could make Vote Quimby the first two-time SuperQuince. No one wants that.

2018 SuperQuince Standings

LeagueTeamWeek 14Week 15Week 16Total
1TenQ114.9191.2206.11
3Quimby98.670.21168.81
2MembrillosN/AN/A150.69
3Morons65.6776.49142.16
2NOJOQN/AN/A140.07
4Tasselhoff130.43
4Hell On Wheels126.64
1QTang49.4873.98123.46

Congrats Quatro’s Hell on Wheels Our Elusive 2017 SuperQuince

Its finally official. The 2017 SuperQuince is a known entity hailing from Quatro. The Hell on Wheels franchise became the 12th SuperQuince in history…last year. Someone else can figure out how to pay the man.

2017 SuperQuince Final Standings

LeagueTeamWeek 14Week 15Week 16Total
4Hell On Wheels288.59
2Fantasy Enemy76.1993.7182.75252.65
1QTang89.382.168.6240
3Rushing Russians54.24108.0955.74218.07

Congratulations 2017 SuperQuince Winner!

…will be the headline once someone from QFL 4 responds to emails. Thrice League reported score wasn’t enough to overcome Deuce’s Fantasy Enemy.

2017 SuperQuince Known Scoring

LeagueTeamWeek 14Week 15Week 16Total
2Fantasy Enemy76.1993.7182.75252.65
1QTang89.382.168.6240
3Rushing Russians54.24108.0955.74218.07
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TenQ Seeks First SuperQuince

UPDATED: to include Deuce League.

The storied TenQ Franchise leads all known QFL Nation teams in SuperQuince competition so far in 2018. Reporting is spotty as of this post with no response from Deuce and unknown vitals on Quattro, nonetheless, a SuperQuince victory is the crown jewel of fantasy football competition awards and is within reach of TenQ for the 4th time in 7 years. As unbelievable as it may seem, TenQ has never won SuperQuince.

2018 Known QFL Nation SuperQuince Standings

LeagueTeamWeek 14Week 15Week 16Total
1TenQ114.9191.2206.11
3Quimby98.670.21168.81
2MembrillosN/AN/A150.69
3Morons65.6776.49142.16
2NOJOQN/AN/A140.07
1QTang49.4873.98123.46

TenQ Faces QTang for Third Quince Bowl in 20 Years

TenQ and QTang are 1-1 against each other in Quince Bowls all-time. QTang defeated Q/P (now TenQ) in the first Quince Bowl ever. 14 years later TenQ got sweet revenge. The epic continues week 16 of QFL season 20! This is QTang’s 4th Quince Bowl appearance and TenQ’s 9th.

QFL Championship History

Who Won #SuperQuince 2017?

No one knows who won the last SuperQuince. Nor for that matter, how many QFL Colony League’s there are. The League from which the last known SuperQuince winner emerged, QFL Quattro, hasn’t been heard from in months.

2019 #QFL Rookie Mock Draft

The first rookie pick of the 2019 fantasy football season is coming into focus.¬†David Montgomery¬†and N’Keal Harry are the top prospects. Unfortunately, however, at this early stage, pundits are calling 2019 a weak fantasy football rookie class in terms of depth.

In the QFL, the first overall selection in the 20th Annual Rookie Draft is down to four teams: QBC, QOQ, ORIGQ and QCOLI. TMQ owns two first round picks and for the sixth year in a row, TenQ does too.

2019 QFL Rookie Mock Draft

PkQFL TeamPlayerPos.College
1QBC/QOQ/ORIGQ/QCOLIDavid MontgomeryRBIowa St
2QBC/QOQ/ORIGQ/QCOLIN’Keal HarryWRArizona St
3QBC/QOQ/ORIGQ/QCOLIDK MetcalfWROle Miss
4QBC/QOQ/ORIGQ/QCOLIBryan EdwardsWRSouth Carolina
5TMQKelvin HarmonWRNC State
6FahQ Rodney AndersonRBOklahoma
7TenQ Damien HarrisRBAlabama
8QTangTyler JohnsonWRMinnesota
9QUElijah HolyfieldRBGeorgia
10ATCQDeebo SamuelWRSouth Carolina
11TMQ (from QAnon)AJ BrownWROle Miss
12TenQ (from QS)Emanuel HallWRMissouri
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