The 2009 SuperQuince, who was humiliated after finishing last place in 2010, now has a chance at redemption in QFL2’s first post-season tournament pool. According to a message from Commissioner Pope Paul II, the Deep Fried Turds franchise holds a ~34 point lead over the next mathematically alive team after two weeks.
From Pope Paul II (fka The Bull).
Well, 5 teams (Sooms, Pimps, Membrillos, Quahogs and NOJOQ) are all out of players mostly thanks to the Jets taking down the Pats.
They finish in 6th-10th places as ordered above.Turds have a commanding lead at 122.91 with Mendenhall and Wallace remaining.
Catch has 114.56 and only Wallace…..barring a shit load of Mendenhall fumbles is hoping to hold on to 2nd place only.
Bombers with 88.79 and Wallace, Holmes and Pitt’s Def probably has the best chance to catch Turds.
Polaq has 59.22 and Wallace, Forte and Pitt’s Def…..realistically playing for 2nd or 3rd but who knows?
Qonies has 58.64 and Wallace, Mendenhall and Pitt’s Def….see above.Not many saw GB, Chi, Pitt and NYJ as the final 4……..
The Standings
| Turds | Round 1 | Round 2 | Round 3 | Super Bowl | Total | Left | |||
| QB | Brees | $19 | NO | 18.42 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 18.42 | |
| RB | Rice | $8 | BAL | 12.14 | 10.16 | 0 | 0 | 22.3 | |
| RB | Mendenhall | $16 | PIT | BYE | 14.36 | ||||
| WR | Wallace | $1 | PIT | BYE | 2.48 | ||||
| WR | Jackson | $4 | PHI | 3.21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3.21 | |
| WR | Garcon | $3 | IND | 15.14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15.14 | |
| K | Cundiff | $1 | BAL | 6 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 10 | |
| DEF | Baltimore | $4 | BAL | 23 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 37 | |
| Tie breaker | 41 | $56 | 77.91 | 45 | 122.91 | 2 | |||
| Catch | |||||||||
| QB | Brees | $19 | NO | 18.42 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 18.42 | |
| RB | Green-Ellis | $2 | NE | BYE | 3.94 | 0 | 0 | 3.94 | |
| RB | Rice | $8 | BAL | 12.14 | 10.16 | 0 | 0 | 22.3 | |
| WR | Garcon | $3 | IND | 15.14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15.14 | |
| WR | Wallace | $1 | PIT | BYE | 2.48 | ||||
| WR | Welker | $14 | NE | BYE | 5.28 | 0 | 0 | 5.28 | |
| K | Cundiff | $1 | BAL | 6 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 10 | |
| DEF | Baltimore | $4 | BAL | 23 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 37 | |
| Tie breaker | 47 | $52 | 74.7 | 39.86 | 114.56 | 1 | |||
| Bombers | |||||||||
| QB | Vick | $2 | PHI | 15.56 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15.56 | |
| RB | Rice | $8 | BAL | 12.14 | 10.16 | 0 | 0 | 22.3 | |
| WR | Holmes | $8 | NYJ | 3.84 | 8.46 | ||||
| WR | Wallace | $1 | PIT | BYE | 2.48 | ||||
| WR | White | $20 | ATL | BYE | 10.94 | 0 | 0 | 10.94 | |
| WR | Jackson | $4 | PHI | 3.21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3.21 | |
| K | Graham | $1 | NE | BYE | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | |
| DEF | PITT | $5 | PIT | BYE | 17 | ||||
| Tie breaker | None | $49 | 34.75 | 54.04 | 88.79 | 3 | |||
| Polaq | |||||||||
| QB | Vick | $2 | PHI | 15.56 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15.56 | |
| RB | Bush | $7 | NO | 4.74 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4.74 | |
| RB | Forte | $12 | CHI | BYE | 6.52 | ||||
| WR | Wallace | $1 | PIT | BYE | 2.48 | ||||
| WR | Welker | $14 | NE | BYE | 5.28 | 0 | 0 | 5.28 | |
| WR | Colston | $15 | NO | 4.64 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4.64 | |
| K | Bryant | $1 | ATL | BYE | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | |
| DEF | PITT | $5 | PIT | BYE | 17 | ||||
| Tie breaker | 37 | $57 | 24.94 | 34.28 | 59.22 | 3 | |||
| Qonies | |||||||||
| QB | Ryan | $4 | ATL | BYE | 1.77 | 0 | 0 | 1.77 | |
| RB | Mendenhall | $16 | PIT | BYE | 14.36 | ||||
| RB | McCoy | $6 | PHI | 5.88 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5.88 | |
| WR | White | $20 | ATL | BYE | 10.94 | 0 | 0 | 10.94 | |
| WR | Wallace | $1 | PIT | BYE | 2.48 | ||||
| WR | Jackson | $4 | PHI | 3.21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3.21 | |
| K | Bryant | $1 | ATL | BYE | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | |
| DEF | PITT | $5 | PIT | BYE | 17 | ||||
| Tie breaker | 43 | $57 | 9.09 | 49.55 | 58.64 | 3 | |||
| Sooms | |||||||||
| QB | Vick | $2 | PHI | 15.56 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15.56 | |
| RB | McCoy | $6 | PHI | 5.88 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5.88 | |
| RB | Rice | $8 | BAL | 12.14 | 10.16 | 0 | 0 | 22.3 | |
| WR | Maclin | $2 | PHI | 4.58 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4.58 | |
| WR | Colston | $15 | NO | 4.64 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4.64 | |
| WR | Wayne | $16 | IND | 1.04 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.04 | |
| K | Akers | $1 | PHI | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | |
| DEF | New Orleans | $1 | NO | -2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -2 | |
| Tie breaker | None | $51 | 43.84 | 10.16 | 0 | 0 | 54 | 0 | |
| Pimps | |||||||||
| QB | Brady | $23 | NE | BYE | 12.16 | 0 | 0 | 12.16 | |
| RB | Green-Ellis | $2 | NE | BYE | 3.94 | 0 | 0 | 3.94 | |
| RB | McCoy | $6 | PHI | 5.88 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5.88 | |
| WR | Branch | $1 | NE | BYE | 10.69 | 0 | 0 | 10.69 | |
| WR | Maclin | $2 | PHI | 4.58 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4.58 | |
| WR | White | $20 | ATL | BYE | 10.94 | 0 | 0 | 10.94 | |
| K | Akers | $1 | PHI | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | |
| DEF | New England | $2 | NE | BYE | -3 | 0 | 0 | -3 | |
| Tie breaker | 56 | $57 | 12.46 | 34.73 | 47.19 | 0 | |||
| Membrillos | |||||||||
| QB | Brady | $23 | NE | BYE | 12.16 | 0 | 0 | 12.16 | |
| RB | Green-Ellis | $2 | NE | BYE | 3.94 | 0 | 0 | 3.94 | |
| RB | McCoy | $6 | PHI | 5.88 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5.88 | |
| WR | Branch | $1 | NE | BYE | 10.69 | 0 | 0 | 10.69 | |
| WR | Welker | $14 | NE | BYE | 5.28 | 0 | 0 | 5.28 | |
| WR | Jackson | $4 | PHI | 3.21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3.21 | |
| K | Graham | $1 | NE | BYE | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | |
| DEF | New England | $2 | NE | BYE | -3 | 0 | 0 | -3 | |
| Tie breaker | 48 | $53 | 9.09 | 34.07 | 43.16 | 0 | |||
| Quahogs | |||||||||
| QB | Vick | $2 | PHI | 15.56 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15.56 | |
| RB | McCoy | $6 | PHI | 5.88 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5.88 | |
| RB | Green-Ellis | $2 | NE | BYE | 3.94 | 0 | 0 | 3.94 | |
| WR | Maclin | $2 | PHI | 4.58 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4.58 | |
| WR | Jackson | $4 | PHI | 3.21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3.21 | |
| WR | Branch | $1 | NE | BYE | 10.69 | 0 | 0 | 10.69 | |
| K | Akers | $1 | PHI | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | |
| DEF | New England | $2 | NE | BYE | -3 | 0 | 0 | -3 | |
| Tie breaker | 61 | $20 | 31.23 | 11.63 | 42.86 | 0 | |||
| NOJOQ | |||||||||
| QB | Brady | $23 | NE | BYE | 12.16 | 0 | 0 | 12.16 | |
| RB | Green-Ellis | $2 | NE | BYE | 3.94 | 0 | 0 | 3.94 | |
| RB | Bush | $7 | NO | 4.74 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4.74 | |
| WR | Branch | $1 | NE | BYE | 10.69 | 0 | 0 | 10.69 | |
| WR | Moore | $1 | NO | 3.96 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3.96 | |
| WR | Welker | $14 | NE | BYE | 5.28 | 0 | 0 | 5.28 | |
| K | Graham | $1 | NE | BYE | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | |
| DEF | New England | $2 | NE | BYE | -3 | 0 | 0 | -3 | |
| Tie breaker | 45 | $51 | 8.7 | 34.07 | 42.77 | 0 |
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