The very definition of a shit-eating grin
The very definition of a shit-eating grin
I was wondering what happened to Brockman, it had been 3 weeks since he last led all QFL League’s in scoring with two different teams (NOJOQ & MOP week 6).

It’s now been 5 of 10 weeks that Brockman has led QFL Nation in scoring with at least one team.

And don’t forget last week he won $250 from The Fantasy Guru himself.

Team Score League Skin
NOJOQ 126.77 Deuce Yes2
Quince United 106.52 QFL Yes?
Qutane 100.5 Thrice Yes2
Psyq 96.41 Quatro Yes
Not SuperQuince Eligible      
Master of Puppets 105.7 Masters Yes?

Commissioner Notes
From QFL Commissioner.

QU continues his torrid run with another skin with 106.52 points. Sitting at one loss, QU is shooting a 12-1 regular season record, held by the legendary QUUNET Team of the mid-2000’s

In any other season QJ would easily be the best team in the league. But with two losses, they are only second best. Many believe this is the team to beat even if its a makeshift QB corps

SOQ also continues its improbable run. Once damned as “the worst team in the league” by Seth, SOQ sits right behind Quintorris Jones. Keep in mind that SOQ trounced Seth’s team a week ago

After being left for dead 7 week’s ago, sitting at a 0-3 record, OQ now sits at 7-3. OQ credits arch rival ATCQ for giving him an inspired pep speech 7 weeks ago. OQ plays QU this week.

The lose’s bracket is taking shape – QBC, FAHQ, IQ, and QTang have generally secured tickets with 7+ losses. TenQ, QBola, and Fredneq are jockeying for position down the stretch. Qbola may be giving up however as they have put peyton on the auction block. The league widely believes QTANG CLAN will crush opponents enroute to the first overall pick.

From Thrice Commissioner.

KRich and the Golden Smoot take on a $2 fine (their first) for not having a legal starting lineup.

JRadeck’s Qutane franchise takes home two bounties with a high score of 100.5. There were a number of contenders for the skin last night, with the biggest comeback of the season (Chase’s COX) putting up more than 60 points to upset Hasday’s AllToon All Stars.

The score to beat this week is 99.49.

From Deuce Commissioner.

NOJOQ takes the weekly high score with 126.77 pts and 2 skins in the process, with a Tannehill start no less. Un-fucking-believable.

Fantasy Enemy put up a hefty and impressive 119.98 pts but fell short.

Next week’s score to beat is 111.464.

Shaping up to be an interesting race to the playoffs in all divisions:

Quahogs, Catch42 and Sooms Squad are all tied at 4-6 in the South.

While in the North, Turds and Membrillos are tied at 6-4, with MDW and Fantasy Enemy both at 5-5.

In the West, NOJOQ still reigns at #1 with a record of 9-1, but Paul’s Skyline Quonies continues his winning streak at 8-2.

From Quatro Commissioner.

Week 10 Update from QFL IV

High Score goes to Psyq – 96.41 – 2nd skin win of the year. Narrowly outscoring Shrek and Donkey (94.88) and Opulence, I has it (91.7)

Psyq (96.41) defeats Tasselhoff (45.01)

Shrek and Donkey (94.88) defeats Butt Fumblers (49.72)

Mad Max (75.52) defeats Dr. Child BOOM BOOM Time (52.7)

Opulence, I has it (91.7) defeats Multiple Minorities (80.91)

The Mel Gibson Jews (73.3) defeats The Tank (50.89)

The Package Diehl (79.79) defeats Cuckoo’s Nest (64.77)

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