QFL Prime Payments Coming Once Brexit Squared Away

The QFL Prime Commissioner’s Office announced today that the Commissioner’s Report closing out the 2018 season will be sent out to team owners “as soon as Brexit is fully completed.”

Commissioner-For-Life Shane noted that “the uncertainty of Brexit is like a sword of Damocles hanging over the QFL” despite the lack of any teams based in the UK. The Commissioner went on to vow “to produce the report as soon as possible – pending Brexit, the 2020 U.S. presidential election, full adoption of self-driving cars, and all nations switching their sovereign currencies into Bitcoin.”

Next steps after the report’s publication will include payment of winnings, which is currently scheduled for the week after the culmination of the Israel-Palestine peace process.

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