The 2012 season is roughly 12 weeks away, but Deuce team owners are STILL waiting for their 2011 final standings Commissioner Report. Deuce Commissioner Berlage promised to complete the task months ago while his wife was on vacation without him, but instead he most likely couldn’t find the time between the pile of coke and prostitutes on his bed (i have pictures). One team owner was particularly upset in an email today.
From Rob.
I wonder which will come first:
a) The Thunder win the NBA Championship
b) An auction date is set for this year
c) The first offseason trade
d) Final commissioner report from last seasonI’m guessing c.
You guys ready for some football yet?
Shades
And still no Thrice payouts