These are my top 12 rookies to watch for tonight. If Trent goes to RB graveyard Cleveland, i’ll move him way down…
| Rank | Player | Position | Height | Weight | 40 Time | QFL | Deuce | Thrice |
| 1 | Trent Richardson | RB | 5-9 | 228 | 4.49 | Quince | Pimps | Revenge Cox |
| 2 | Justin Blackmon | WR | 6-1 | 207 | 4.48 | DBQ | Qonies | Raging Alci |
| 3 | Andrew Luck | QB | 6-4 | 234 | 4.67 | Quinlo Jones | Qonies | Goo Goo |
| 4 | Robert Griffin III | QB | 6-2 | 223 | 4.41 | Qtang | Quahogs | Russians |
| 5 | Doug Martin | RB | 5-9 | 223 | 4.55 | QBC | Sooms | Qtopia |
| 6 | Michael Floyd | WR | 6-3 | 220 | 4.47 | SOQ | Bombers | Al Toon |
| 7 | Stephen Hill | WR | 6-4 | 215 | 4.36 | Queef | Turds | Ron Mex |
| 8 | David Wilson | RB | 5-10 | 206 | 4.49 | OrigQ | NOJOQ | Quick Elim |
| 9 | Lamar Miller | RB | 5-11 | 212 | 4.4 | Bing | Qonies | Quick Elim |
| 10 | Alshon Jeffery | WR | 6-3 | 216 | 4.48 | TenQ | Sooms | Smoot |
| 11 | Reuben Randle | WR | 6-3 | 210 | 4.55 | QBC | Catch | Qutane |
| 12 | Chris Polk | RB | 5-11 | 215 | 4.57 | DBQ | MDW | Baltimoron |
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